Posted - 2009.09.16 19:14:00 - [121]

 

Originally by: Morainee

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Edited by: Morainee on 16/09/2009 18:58:50

Originally by: Adderall Please

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Originally by: Kemisi

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given $300M ISK or a Wardec?

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$300M in ISK is a lot of ISK.

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So don't make the threat if you're not willing to follow through!!!

...regardless of your reason for not doing so. Your threat didn't say "we will destroy all towers if you pay us". Why did you make the threat, then?

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Because he wishes us to live in fear. If we live in fear we will bow before him. Die on your feet or live on your knees, these are the choices he would give you. I choose a third option, to spit in his face.

Posted - 2009.09.16 19:36:00 - [123]

 

Originally by: Tesal

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My tower has been very useful, it got you to post in this thread.

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I like posting

Quote:

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also...

I spit on you. I spit on your alliance. I spit on your false religion I spit on your fake prophet karttoon. Truly now you know what it is to be owned.

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Ok great!

Quote:

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*edit
The viceroy of Goondongium has spoken. He has nothing to say except his wish to express his impotent rage towards the populace of Empire. You will fear him, damnit! He wishes to let you all know he will kill you, some time in the next several years, and you will all die. He will grief you Empire, like you have never been griefed before.

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Fantastic! Have fun!

Posted - 2009.09.16 19:51:00 - [125]

 

You seem pretty dissapointed.

Posted - 2009.09.16 19:56:00 - [127]

 

epic thread

Posted - 2009.09.16 20:03:00 - [129]

 

Originally by: Tesal

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Originally by: Vile rat

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You seem pretty dissapointed.

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You mean disappointed?

Tesal 3
Vile rat 0

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Ok well anyhoo have fun and let me know how your tower works out!

Posted - 2009.09.16 20:41:00 - [131]

 

Originally by: Valixithor

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Originally by: JitaPriceChecker2

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epic thread

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QFE

Next up : The Official Tesal Fan Club

=D

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As I have yet to receive my promised refreshments from before, I will inquire as to whether or not this fan club will offer said refreshments.

Came thirsty, left... well I was still thirsty when I left, is all.

Posted - 2009.09.16 21:18:00 - [133]

 

Originally by: Vile rat

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Ok well anyhoo have fun and let me know how your tower works out!

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Actually Tesal I think what happened is after Goons got owned by a Corp in Jatate their guys are afraid to do any more POS hits.



Since no one else wants to report what happened I will:


Against David vs. Golliath like odds, some small independent corporations have decided to stand and fight rather than bend to the false Jihad declared by goonswarm alliance.

While many corporations were desperately offlining and unanchoring their Research POSs in Jatate, one small 13 member corporation was anchoring additional guns and electronic warfare to their tower. Scoffing in the face of the 40 member Goonswarm fleet, they stood their ground and manned their starbase defenses.

While most other POSs in the system were destroyed, stolen or reinforced with little to no opposition (except from Concord) this corporation stood and fought. 10 Goon shipwrecks littered the space around their moon as the goon fleet warped to find shelter in the prompt delivery station at moon 3-10 in jatate. Reports on local indicated that 6 goon battleships, 3 battlecruisers and a destroyer were destroyed before the goon fleet retreated.

The goons representatives were proud of their losses exalting that their martyrdom would gain them 72 internet virgins each and that they had endless isk due to their own moon mining operations of rarity 64 moon minerals in their protected 0.0 space.

Posted - 2009.09.16 22:15:00 - [135]

 

Originally by: Adderall Please

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Tesal oooooooooh your pod is soooo dead. And so are your towers. Ohhhhhhh girl are your towers going to fall... it'll be like 9/11 * 1000.

Oh gosh jesus, oh baby jesus its going to be hell in space soon.

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See? Told yous gusy but you wuldnut litsen.

Posted - 2009.09.16 22:42:00 - [137]

 

This is the funniest thread I've read in a while. Thanks, Tesal! Keep fueling that POS for months to come!!

Posted - 2009.09.16 23:30:00 - [139]

 

Originally by: AdmiralJohn

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Originally by: Andrea Griffin

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Originally by: AdmiralJohn

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As I have yet to receive my promised refreshments from before, I will inquire as to whether or not this fan club will offer said refreshments.

Came thirsty, left... well I was still thirsty when I left, is all.

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Well, YOU are the one who is a member of the Unknown Bar and Pub! Perhaps you could provide refreshments to the club at a discounted rate? It would be an excellent business opportunity! If your catering services, which will be seen by a wide audience, are of good quality then think of the extra business you may receive from impressed club members!

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'This just in:

The Unknown Bar and Pub, official sponsors of the Tesal Fan Club!

"When life gives you Goons, squish them and turn them into frothy alcoholic beverages!(TM)"'

Meh, needs work.

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Are we taking donations so Tesal can put up a second tower?

Posted - 2009.09.17 02:07:00 - [141]

 

Originally by: Adderall Please

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Tesal oooooooooh your pod is soooo dead. And so are your towers. Ohhhhhhh girl are your towers going to fall... it'll be like 9/11 * 1000.

Oh gosh jesus, oh baby jesus its going to be hell in space soon.

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[/open recently sealed cheese-flavored popcorn]

Finally!

Posted - 2009.09.17 03:33:00 - [143]

 

Edited by: Morainee on 17/09/2009 03:37:51

Originally by: Adderall Please

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Tesal oooooooooh your pod is soooo dead. And so are your towers. Ohhhhhhh girl are your towers going to fall... it'll be like 9/11 * 1000.

Oh gosh jesus, oh baby jesus its going to be hell in space soon.

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Tesal has already stated that she expects to die (and die horribly).

But IMHO, when and if her death at the hands of Goon does finally occur, it will be to late to "save face" or regain lost reputation. Goon presumably has more than enough resources to haven taken her tower out at will. They have already shown that they (take your pick of the following) are cowards, lack the needed resources, are not to be taken seriously, are incompetent, are impotent braggarts, are full of $h!t, have no self respect, have no honor, don't follow through on threats, need to learn to play, and/or have an over-inflated sense of self-importance. Plus, they have an awful lot of Telsa's spit on their faces.

No matter what happens to Telsa after this, no matter how horribly Goon kills her, she's won this battle as far as I (and apparently many others) am concerned.

Posted - 2009.09.17 04:05:00 - [145]

 

Although I have to admit. I love what Tesal has done But I think what the goons are trying is not to blow up every single pos in the area but rather waste time and money of every single high sec pos owner in the area..

Posted - 2009.09.17 05:51:00 - [147]

 

Edited by: Baillif on 17/09/2009 05:53:11
So far Tesal is utter fail. Your homework assignment was to start a fight with a major 0.0 alliance and lose. This has not occurred. Durden is not pleased.

On the flip side now we know the goon aspies really did surrender to the privateers

Posted - 2009.09.17 11:40:00 - [149]

 

Originally by: Vile rat

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Originally by: Tesal

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Originally by: Vile rat

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You seem pretty dissapointed.

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You mean disappointed?

Tesal 3
Vile rat 0

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Ok well anyhoo have fun and let me know how your tower works out!

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Tesal 4
Vile rat 0