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Tesal |
Posted - 2009.09.16 05:09:00 - [ 61]
Edited by: Tesal on 16/09/2009 05:21:36 Originally by: Lag Generator
Edited by: Lag Generator on 16/09/2009 05:06:09
Originally by: Tesal
I do not touch myself when I think of Goons, rather I feel like I am going to hurl.
Give me the war that you promised to wage. You claim Jihad, I call bull****. Burn my tower down fools.
Your ****ty altcorp isn't even wardecced, fool.
Either pay me 300 million or wardec us yourself.
I would say it has already served its purpose. It shows that when you are confronted, you melt into a puddle of aspie drool. *edit also remember these words from your false prophet Karttoon. Quote:
...The holy system of Jatate is the first to be cleansed. All towers anchored in orbit of moons will be destroyed...
My tower still stands in Jatate. I installed it at the height of your occupation. I mocked you in local. You did nothing. |
BiaXia
Caldari
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation |
Posted - 2009.09.16 06:05:00 - [ 62]
Originally by: Tesal
I mocked you in local. You did nothing.
Oh god, you mocked us. Never before in the history of eve has anyone ever done such a thing. I guess we should defend our pristine reputation as an honourable and prideful organization. |
Lag Generator
GoonWaffe |
Posted - 2009.09.16 06:45:00 - [ 63]
Either cough up the money or wardec us. |
Tesal |
Posted - 2009.09.16 06:56:00 - [ 64]
Edited by: Tesal on 16/09/2009 07:15:24Edited by: Tesal on 16/09/2009 07:12:48Edited by: Tesal on 16/09/2009 07:09:26Edited by: Tesal on 16/09/2009 07:03:06 Originally by: BiaXia
Originally by: Tesal
I mocked you in local. You did nothing.
Oh god, you mocked us. Never before in the history of eve has anyone ever done such a thing. I guess we should defend our pristine reputation as an honourable and prideful organization.
If, as you say, you have honor and pride, then you ought to deliver on the promise Karttoon made. Jatate remains "uncleansed". Finish it. *edit Originally by: Lag Generator
Either cough up the money or wardec us.
You are the ones who promised to destroy me. These were the words spoken by your false prophet Kartton. I take you at your word that you will kill my tower in Jatate, as you have threatened, but so far, failed to do. It was proclaimed by your leader Karttoon with great fanfare. I have placed my tower in order to make you live up to your own pathetic vow to destroy all towers in Jatate. It is your holy duty to kill my tower if you believe in this false religion. I will not pay you for this, this is your pathetic failure of a Jihad, it is my preference to watch you fail should you decide not to act. *edit Also I spit in the face of you, your alliance, and your leader Karttoon. Kill my tower, pathetic whiner. I stand alone against your pathetic Jihad, and all you can muster is courage for tepid forum posts. *edit It is now clear to me. The guiding force behind your worthless alliance is estrogen dominance. *edit Pathetic, Goons deserve this word, it fits well with their name. |
Loriana Oreless |
Posted - 2009.09.16 07:02:00 - [ 65]
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Lag Generator
GoonWaffe |
Posted - 2009.09.16 07:16:00 - [ 66]
u mad?
besides we already killed the pos at 2-1. |
Tesal |
Posted - 2009.09.16 07:31:00 - [ 67]
Originally by: Lag Generator
u mad?
besides we already killed the pos at 2-1.
That is where my POS stood during the height of the invasion of that system, that is where it stands today, and that is where it will stand tomorrow. You make every excuse not to attack it. Members of your alliance questioned my determination to oppose you, they claimed they would outfight me and outlast me and destroy every tower I put up. This hypocrisy is rooted in your abject failure to live up to your own declaration of a Jihad and your threats of destruction which remain unfulfilled. u mad? I think you are. |
Lag Generator
GoonWaffe |
Posted - 2009.09.16 07:53:00 - [ 68]
The original tower belonging to COOLN is long dead. Sorry if we're not paying any attention to your two-bit alt corp. If you *really* want your tower dead, then you need to either a) get in line, b) pay me 300m, or c) wardec Goonswarm. |
Tesal |
Posted - 2009.09.16 08:46:00 - [ 69]
Originally by: Lag Generator
The original tower belonging to COOLN is long dead. Sorry if we're not paying any attention to your two-bit alt corp. If you *really* want your tower dead, then you need to either a) get in line, b) pay me 300m, or c) wardec Goonswarm.
Every corp in empire is a "2 bit corp" according to you clowns. The entire point of me putting up a POS is to point out both the stupidity, and futility of what you are doing, and what a worthless venture it is. Its not even humorous in the slightest. Its simply pathetic. There is no other word for it. Originally by: Devilish Ledoux
Would you care to wager which one of us will get tired or run out of money first?
That comment was directed at me. I got my POS, I called you out, I am taking you up on your proposal. One person against Goonswarm. Now bring it fools. If you don't act, I have my answer, you lose. My this is fun. |
Ospie
Ransom and Kill
Core.Impulse |
Posted - 2009.09.16 08:48:00 - [ 70]
A pretty lackluster showing by the goons, props to Tesal |
Sanguis Fluibant
Amarr
The Guiding Greg Social and Best Friend Club |
Posted - 2009.09.16 08:56:00 - [ 71]
Originally by: Ospie
A pretty lackluster showing by the goons, props to Tesal
confirming that goons have now been reduced to a rating of 3/10 megafonzies |
Loriana Oreless |
Posted - 2009.09.16 09:07:00 - [ 72]
Originally by: Sanguis Fluibant
Originally by: Ospie
A pretty lackluster showing by the goons, props to Tesal
confirming that goons have now been reduced to a rating of 3/10 megafonzies
Why did the rating go up??  Hereby adjusting it back to 1/10 (1 due to still being around). |
Lag Generator
GoonWaffe |
Posted - 2009.09.16 09:36:00 - [ 73]
Originally by: Tesal
Every corp in empire is a "2 bit corp" according to you clowns.
So why should we single your out of the thousands? If you want to get your pos killed and shoot goons with tower guns, then either make it my while or at least have the common decency of wardeccing us. Desperate forum smack just isn't enough, try as you might. Give me 300 million or a wardec, and I PROMISE that goons will kill your pos. |
Caliginous
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation |
Posted - 2009.09.16 10:08:00 - [ 74]
Edited by: Caliginous on 16/09/2009 10:13:02 Originally by: Tesal
Every corp in empire is a "2 bit corp".
Thank you for summing things up nicely. |
Nidhiesk |
Posted - 2009.09.16 11:27:00 - [ 75]
1 against all. this feels like a tarp but that could be my paranoid side invading me. Looks like Goons have furry balls instead of steel. Yeah, its getting pathetic now....for the little goon  p.s: no cap letter for goon. they dont deserve it in here |
Nicole KholdStare
Gallente
Northstar Syndicate
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Posted - 2009.09.16 11:41:00 - [ 76]
What's the matter Goons? Chicken?  Sure seems like it... |
Momma Eater |
Posted - 2009.09.16 11:44:00 - [ 77]
Goons are gankers and fourm bandits ...they have been called out in public and they dont show up to fight. this guy here is asking you all out to fight him..tells you where he is at. and yet all you all do is smack talk him in the fourms. for a simple minner like me who don't understand the fighting side of the game its funny.....GOON SWARM.....more like GOON POSERS...lol |
Bambie |
Posted - 2009.09.16 12:37:00 - [ 78]
Goons are a bunch of bandits alright! Bum Bandits! :-P |
Nidhiesk |
Posted - 2009.09.16 13:23:00 - [ 79]
Originally by: Momma Eater
Goons are gankers and fourm bandits ...they have been called out in public and they dont show up to fight. this guy here is asking you all out to fight him..tells you where he is at. and yet all you all do is smack talk him in the fourms. for a simple minner like me who don't understand the fighting side of the game its funny.....GOON SWARM.....more like GOON POSERS...lol
I'm not on goon's side but I presume that they don't find that destroying a POS is not worth enough their time I guess. but yeah, I really guess they lack balls or something. a wardec is cheaper than a destroying a pos. |
Lindsay Logan |
Posted - 2009.09.16 13:27:00 - [ 80]
Originally by: Sky Princess
Towers come and towers go. Goons come and goons go. I am not impressed.
This really. Goons are geting bored on the nap train in 0.0 perhaps? Or maby just becuse they felt like nuking some hig sec folks? I don't really care that much about it. If anything, I suspect goons will have more fun reading this thread then not reading it  |
Kage Toshimado
The Logistical Nightmare
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Posted - 2009.09.16 13:39:00 - [ 81]
Keet it going Tesal!
To C&P: I'm really starting to like this guy.
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Valixithor
Caldari
The Eidolon Synergy |
Posted - 2009.09.16 13:51:00 - [ 82]
Originally by: Kage Toshimado
Keet it going Tesal!
To C&P: I'm really starting to like this guy.
Everyone loves an underdog. The question is, if enough people support him, is it possible EVE's population could band together and rebel against the goons, ultimately leading to their destruction. Goons are powerful, no doubt about it, but if 4-5 of the bigger alliances got together, as well as the general none 0.0 population, they could crush goons in a small amount of time. I'm talking 10k people here. That would be one hell of a war / battle. |
Lady Karma |
Posted - 2009.09.16 13:58:00 - [ 83]
Originally by: Valixithor
Goons are powerful, no doubt about it, but if 4-5 of the bigger alliances got together, as well as the general none 0.0 population, they could crush goons in a small amount of time. I'm talking 10k people here. That would be one hell of a war / battle.
You mean like EXE, Atlas, -A-, Kenzoku, Skunk Works, Sys Chaos etc That went well. |
SetrakDark
DarkCorp Citizens Holdings
DarkCorp Citizens |
Posted - 2009.09.16 14:00:00 - [ 84]
goon tears are the most delicious of them all
*nom nom nom nom*
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Emily Spankratchet
Minmatar
Pragmatics
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Posted - 2009.09.16 14:26:00 - [ 85]
Originally by: Lag Generator
Either cough up the money or wardec us.
I've got 17 million, can I help? So you've declared a jihad to cleanse Jatate of POS towers but only the ones that don't look like they'd be a pain in the arse to destroy? Good going, Goons. |
Maximus Trollus
Amarr
The Village Idiots |
Posted - 2009.09.16 14:32:00 - [ 86]
Originally by: Lady Karma
Originally by: Valixithor
Goons are powerful, no doubt about it, but if 4-5 of the bigger alliances got together, as well as the general none 0.0 population, they could crush goons in a small amount of time. I'm talking 10k people here. That would be one hell of a war / battle.
You mean like EXE, Atlas, -A-, Kenzoku, Skunk Works, Sys Chaos etc
That went well.
CAOD ------------> that way |
Valixithor
Caldari
The Eidolon Synergy |
Posted - 2009.09.16 14:40:00 - [ 87]
Edited by: Valixithor on 16/09/2009 14:40:03
Edit - nevermind |
Rotnac
Caldari
GoonWaffe
SOLODRAKBANSOLODRAKBANSO |
Posted - 2009.09.16 15:00:00 - [ 88]
Originally by: Lady Karma
Originally by: Valixithor
Goons are powerful, no doubt about it, but if 4-5 of the bigger alliances got together, as well as the general none 0.0 population, they could crush goons in a small amount of time. I'm talking 10k people here. That would be one hell of a war / battle.
You mean like EXE, Atlas, -A-, Kenzoku, Skunk Works, Sys Chaos etc
That went well.
Yeah, its pretty funny when people say we've got no enemies at all. I sure laugh. |
Morainee |
Posted - 2009.09.16 15:02:00 - [ 89]
Originally by: Lag Generator
So why should we single your out of the thousands?
Goon should single him out to show that you are not impotent jerks who can't follow through on your threats. Originally by: Lag Generator
If you want to get your pos killed and shoot goons with tower guns, then either make it my while or at least have the common decency of wardeccing us. Desperate forum smack just isn't enough, try as you might. Give me 300 million or a wardec, and I PROMISE that goons will kill your pos.
It seems to me that a real-world equivalent to this would be: "Be aware all free, capitalist countries that we have declared holy war against you. Unfortunately, we don't have the resources to wage this war. Will you please either give us some money so we may attack you, or make it so there will be no retalliaion if we do?" |
Deth Becomesyou |
Posted - 2009.09.16 15:13:00 - [ 90]
OP - uh.. you don't understand do you?
Search youtube for Goonswarm - Recruitment (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6F4Rx3hkWys)
This entire post feeds the swarm... |
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