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Vertical Axis
Posted - 2009.06.05 05:04:00 - [1]
 

Edited by: Vertical Axis on 05/06/2009 05:10:37
background - we suicide a CNR. I attempt to sell him back the damsel, a conversation ensues. All kinds of interesting questions are answered. And yes, he's petitioned.

Me > hello sir
Farmer > ?
Me > would you like to purchase your damsel back?
Farmer > What you do for me?
Farmer > Understand the point you say!
Farmer > Why do you do for me? ? ? Do not understand very much
Me > if you accept the contract, you can finish your mission and get paid.
Farmer > I can not my girl. . But you will be punished accordingly
Me > i just picked up the girl. she will be saddened to find out that she is abandoned yet again in the caverns of space.
Farmer > However. The group you are! ! !
Me > Yes, but I did not shoot you! i would like to be friends! that is why i contract you the damsel!
Me > plus she's very talkative
Me > i'd like to be rid of her to be honest.
Farmer > Girl you keep it! !
Me > rather cold-blooded, i might say.
Me > what country are you from, friend?
Farmer > China, are you?
Me > I am from Canada
Me > do you play eve for fun, or do you play eve to make money?
Farmer > Yes. But cheaper prices.
Farmer > Hello. Canadian friends
Me > hello!
Farmer > On the eve of the game is fun
Me > I see, an enjoyable game it is indeed.
Farmer > *attempts to sell me isk. yes, he's been petitioned*
Me > is EVE your primary source of income?
Me > for money?
Farmer > Yes!
Me > Do you sit in the same room as other people who play eve with you?
Farmer > Yes. There are many
Me > How many?
Farmer > Every day. 5,000,000,000ISK *commas added by me*
Me > Do you sit together in one building?
Farmer > yes
Me > How many of you sit together?
Farmer > Many
Me > If your ship gets blown up, do you get punished?
Farmer > Loss to the vessel assembly ISK
Me > So if you lose the ship, everyone else gets paid less?
Farmer > yes..
Me > I am not interested in buying isk. but thank you for the conversation, it is most interesting.
Me > I have always wanted to know how your organizations work.
Me > do you get paid well?
Farmer > Thank you for your conversation. But I blew up the ship was non-long-life! !搜索
Me > the ship was non-long-life indeed.
Me > fly safe, little farmer.

Vladmir Loki
Caldari
Perkone
Posted - 2009.06.05 05:10:00 - [2]
 

Nice. They probably chopped off his daughter's arm for having a conversation with you.

Interesting, though.

Lexa Hellfury
Immortal.
Posted - 2009.06.05 05:24:00 - [3]
 

What part of Canada are you from?

Lana Torrin
Brutor Tribe
Posted - 2009.06.05 05:35:00 - [4]
 

Originally by: Lexa Hellfury
What part of Canada are you from?

Don't tell Lexa.. You'll wake up one morning with no memory of the night before and you'll be all sticky..

Arec Bardwin
Posted - 2009.06.05 05:39:00 - [5]
 

You petitioned your friend? That's not verry nice Crying or Very sad

Vertical Axis
Posted - 2009.06.05 05:44:00 - [6]
 

Originally by: Lana Torrin
Originally by: Lexa Hellfury
What part of Canada are you from?

Don't tell Lexa.. You'll wake up one morning with no memory of the night before and you'll be all sticky..


Well, you gotta try everything once, right? Even gay date-****?

Vertical Axis
Posted - 2009.06.05 05:45:00 - [7]
 

Originally by: Arec Bardwin
You petitioned your friend? That's not verry nice Crying or Very sad


I thought I kind of had to. If I'm putting this on forums, I kind of am obligated aren't I?

Amy Mouse
Intersteller Manufacturing
Posted - 2009.06.05 05:51:00 - [8]
 

Originally by: Vertical Axis
Originally by: Arec Bardwin
You petitioned your friend? That's not verry nice Crying or Very sad


I thought I kind of had to. If I'm putting this on forums, I kind of am obligated aren't I?


but he love you long time.
why betray that trust! Crying or Very sad

Lexa Hellfury
Immortal.
Posted - 2009.06.05 08:06:00 - [9]
 

Originally by: Amy Mouse
Originally by: Vertical Axis
Originally by: Arec Bardwin
You petitioned your friend? That's not verry nice Crying or Very sad


I thought I kind of had to. If I'm putting this on forums, I kind of am obligated aren't I?


but he love you long time.
why betray that trust! Crying or Very sad


There's no trust in love Shocked

What kind of sick fantasy world are you living in? Confused

Poreuomai
Minmatar
Mirkur Draug'Tyr
Ushra'Khan
Posted - 2009.06.05 11:31:00 - [10]
 

I thought china has it's own EVE server, because the chinese gov don't want people accessing info about tibet etc.

So, how are these people accessing the servers in London ? Is the chinese gov turning a blind eye?

* Plots to tell chinese farmers all about 'free tibet'. *


PieceOfMind
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2009.06.05 11:36:00 - [11]
 

from what i've heard, it isn't THAT hard to get around china's firewall

Jitabug
Caldari
Viva POS Pinata
Posted - 2009.06.05 11:48:00 - [12]
 

Isn't stealing a non-generic mission required item a petitionable offence itself? Just curious.

Gin G
The Helghast Corporation
Posted - 2009.06.05 11:53:00 - [13]
 

Originally by: Jitabug
Isn't stealing a non-generic mission required item a petitionable offence itself? Just curious.


yeah it is but only if you dont try to sell/give it back first as hes given the guy a chance to get it back the GMs shouldnt do anything.

Ivana Gankalot
Posted - 2009.06.05 12:03:00 - [14]
 

Originally by: Jitabug
Isn't stealing a non-generic mission required item a petitionable offence itself? Just curious.


since when is stealing anything in eve petetionable?

Mystafyre
Caldari
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Posted - 2009.06.05 12:40:00 - [15]
 

Originally by: Jitabug
Isn't stealing a non-generic mission required item a petitionable offence itself? Just curious.
What? Shocked

Kage Toshimado
The Logistical Nightmare
Posted - 2009.06.05 13:27:00 - [16]
 

Originally by: Poreuomai
I thought china has it's own EVE server, because the chinese gov don't want people accessing info about tibet etc.

So, how are these people accessing the servers in London ? Is the chinese gov turning a blind eye?

* Plots to tell chinese farmers all about 'free tibet'. *




Interesting idea you have. I wonder if us shouting free Tibet in local after ISK selling spammers appear will have any effect.

Zedrik Cayne
Gallente
Standards and Practices
Posted - 2009.06.05 14:46:00 - [17]
 

Originally by: Kage Toshimado
Originally by: Poreuomai
I thought china has it's own EVE server, because the chinese gov don't want people accessing info about tibet etc.

So, how are these people accessing the servers in London ? Is the chinese gov turning a blind eye?

* Plots to tell chinese farmers all about 'free tibet'. *




Interesting idea you have. I wonder if us shouting free Tibet in local after ISK selling spammers appear will have any effect.


It *might* if the chat goes out the wire un-encrypted. Someone might notice. (Snoball's chance in Hek of course. Just sayin Twisted Evil)

Ralagina
Caldari
ReviveX Fleet
White Noise.
Posted - 2009.06.05 15:14:00 - [18]
 

Originally by: Mystafyre
Originally by: Jitabug
Isn't stealing a non-generic mission required item a petitionable offence itself? Just curious.
What? Shocked


I think it's like the "bumping freighters is griefing" thing. If you do it repeatedly to the same person for no particular reason, then it can be considered griefing but if you do it to specifically prevent them from accomplishing something - the mission, warping etc due to some sort of corp politics etc, its ok.

So ransomming a mission item is fine - going into the same persons mission over and over, taking it and not convoing them or anything, is not. But it has to be demonstrated repeated attempts on the same person.

Bad Harlequin
Minmatar
Sebiestor Tribe
Posted - 2009.06.05 16:39:00 - [19]
 

But I blew up the ship was non-long-life!

Awesome Possum
Original Sin.
PURPLE HELMETED WARRIORS
Posted - 2009.06.05 16:51:00 - [20]
 

Originally by: Poreuomai
I thought china has it's own EVE server, because the chinese gov don't want people accessing info about tibet etc.

So, how are these people accessing the servers in London ? Is the chinese gov turning a blind eye?

* Plots to tell chinese farmers all about 'free tibet'. *




Because RMT is a government sanctioned business.

Sikander 2
Caldari
Firebird Squadron
Terra-Incognita
Posted - 2009.06.05 17:10:00 - [21]
 

Originally by: Poreuomai


* Plots to tell chinese farmers all about 'free tibet'. *




Can i have some free tibet?

Vertical Axis
Posted - 2009.06.05 19:46:00 - [22]
 

What I found most interesting, besides the lolbabelfish, was how nice / professional the guy was. I think we have this stereotype of 1,000 chinese people sitting in a warehouse desperately screaming when one of their CNR's goes pop, but in reality I would bet these guys are low-middle-class guys with a decent standard of living, residing in a city, working in an office running missions all day to make ISK for reselling.

FOl2TY8
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2009.06.05 19:51:00 - [23]
 

Originally by: Lana Torrin
Originally by: Lexa Hellfury
What part of Canada are you from?

Don't tell Lexa.. You'll wake up one morning with no memory of the night before and you'll be all sticky..


IM FROM THE UNITED STATES LEXA AND I LEAVE MY FRONT DOOR UNLOCKED AT NIGHT WINK WINK

Sun Clausewitz
Posted - 2009.06.05 20:37:00 - [24]
 

Originally by: Jitabug
Isn't stealing a non-generic mission required item a petitionable offence itself? Just curious.



I too have heard this before. Maybe it is big-foot mythical, or maybe it is one of those rules that if you whine loud enough to the right GM it is.

Arec Bardwin
Posted - 2009.06.05 21:48:00 - [25]
 

Originally by: Vertical Axis
What I found most interesting, besides the lolbabelfish, was how nice / professional the guy was. I think we have this stereotype of 1,000 chinese people sitting in a warehouse desperately screaming when one of their CNR's goes pop, but in reality I would bet these guys are low-middle-class guys with a decent standard of living, residing in a city, working in an office running missions all day to make ISK for reselling.


You should probably secure the movie rights for this story. "An Interview With an ISK Farmer" ... could be a major hit Razz

Lexa Hellfury
Immortal.
Posted - 2009.06.05 22:33:00 - [26]
 

Originally by: FOl2TY8
Originally by: Lana Torrin
Originally by: Lexa Hellfury
What part of Canada are you from?

Don't tell Lexa.. You'll wake up one morning with no memory of the night before and you'll be all sticky..


IM FROM THE UNITED STATES LEXA AND I LEAVE MY FRONT DOOR UNLOCKED AT NIGHT WINK WINK


Shocked

Miney Prospector
Maximum Yarrage
Posted - 2009.06.05 22:46:00 - [27]
 

What's that dudes name in game, we gotta get him some literature on tiananmen square for the upcoming anniversary. :)

Jack Gates
Gallente
GoonWaffe
SOLODRAKBANSOLODRAKBANSO
Posted - 2009.06.06 02:16:00 - [28]
 

ching chong wing wong

Lady Spank
Amarr
In Praise Of Shadows
Posted - 2009.06.06 05:15:00 - [29]
 

Originally by: Miney Prospector
What's that dudes name in game, we gotta get him some literature on tiananmen square for the upcoming anniversary. :)


Its me... not a dude! How verily dare you!

MongWen
Xeno Tech Corp
Self Destruct.
Posted - 2009.06.08 02:16:00 - [30]
 

Drop me a line in game with the name, so we can get better known to him YARRRR!!

oh btw did he drop some nice stuff


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