| Author |
Topic |
Saint Spuks
Sebiestor Tribe |
Posted - 2009.05.07 19:10:00 - [ 1]
Greetings,
Today I want to complain about bad sense in humorology. I admit it was funny at first, but now I just can't take it anymore.
How it started? I boot computer, double click Eve Online icon of shortcut on desktop. Internet Explorer window opens, loading biologically correct drawing of naked woman (probably Pamela Anderson).
About 5-6 minutes later, I close Explorer window, and just when I was switching to the Eve window, another IE window pops up.. This time photographic image of some other naked woman.
I close window after brief examination, and before I can switch to Eve, another window pops up. This one was my fav tbh. Lovely curves. Anyways, I close that one too, and I finally switch to login screen of Eve.
Before I type in my password, the taskbar of Windows hoperating system is filled with IE windows. I check them out, and they all contain some nudity, some of them hot, some not worth mentioning.
I do admire the sense of humor from you guys at CCP, but this is too much. There's like a hundred windows of explorer windows with naked feminine images on my taskbar as I am writing this.
This is not funny anymore. It will take me hours to browse all of them. It's already late and I have a meeting tomorrow morning.
So please stop sending these images CCP. Suggestion - do send them to our emails so we can examine them at our own pace, instead of a hundred windows popping up every time we boot up our computer.
Thank you.
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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises
Otherworld Empire |
Posted - 2009.05.07 19:12:00 - [ 2]
1/10, you'd get 2/10 if you had used Gallente babes instead. |
Tai Khuc
Garoun Investment Bank
|
Posted - 2009.05.07 19:19:00 - [ 3]
I see you bolded the funny parts  |
Public Consultant |
Posted - 2009.05.07 19:46:00 - [ 4]
 Originally by: Saint Spuks
About 5-6 minutes later...
Sounds like a box of kleenex was involved during this time period. Yours Truly, Public Consultant |
Steve Cain
Guardians of the Void
Irano Research Alliance |
Posted - 2009.05.07 19:57:00 - [ 5]
Originally by: Tai Khuc
I see you bolded the funny parts
I see what you did there. |
Viqer Fell
Minmatar
RETRIBUTIONS.
Legion of The Damned. |
Posted - 2009.05.07 20:00:00 - [ 6]
You owe me two minutes of my life back. |
Tobias Sjodin
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion |
Posted - 2009.05.07 20:04:00 - [ 7]
F for F'ort. |
Rhadamantine
Game Community |
Posted - 2009.05.07 20:05:00 - [ 8]
I entered this thread expecting humour, I now leave it feeling cheated. |
Arkeladin |
Posted - 2009.05.07 20:38:00 - [ 9]
Originally by: Saint Spuks
Greetings,
Today I want to complain about bad sense in humorology. I admit it was funny at first, but now I just can't take it anymore.
How it started? I boot computer, double click Eve Online icon of shortcut on desktop. Internet Explorer window opens, loading biologically correct drawing of naked woman (probably Pamela Anderson).
About 5-6 minutes later, I close Explorer window, and just when I was switching to the Eve window, another IE window pops up.. This time photographic image of some other naked woman.
I close window after brief examination, and before I can switch to Eve, another window pops up. This one was my fav tbh. Lovely curves. Anyways, I close that one too, and I finally switch to login screen of Eve.
Before I type in my password, the taskbar of Windows hoperating system is filled with IE windows. I check them out, and they all contain some nudity, some of them hot, some not worth mentioning.
I do admire the sense of humor from you guys at CCP, but this is too much. There's like a hundred windows of explorer windows with naked feminine images on my taskbar as I am writing this.
This is not funny anymore. It will take me hours to browse all of them. It's already late and I have a meeting tomorrow morning.
So please stop sending these images CCP. Suggestion - do send them to our emails so we can examine them at our own pace, instead of a hundred windows popping up every time we boot up our computer.
Thank you.
It really shouldn't by now, but I sometimes get amazed by the sheer immense stupidity of some people. In this case, the OP. Who has apparently never heard of system security, malware, keyloggers, or other malicious software spread around the 'Net by idiots like himself visiting **** sites without protection. Kinda like a guy going to a *****house and not wearing rubbers, then wondering how he got certain colorful diseases. OP, you have been infected by malware, which has NOTHING to do with CCP. Format your computer, don't bother putting a OS on it - your presence needs to be removed from the 'Net so the rest of us can not be bothered by your idiodicy. |
THE L0CK |
Posted - 2009.05.07 20:41:00 - [ 10]
Originally by: Arkeladin
Originally by: Saint Spuks
Greetings,
Today I want to complain about bad sense in humorology. I admit it was funny at first, but now I just can't take it anymore.
How it started? I boot computer, double click Eve Online icon of shortcut on desktop. Internet Explorer window opens, loading biologically correct drawing of naked woman (probably Pamela Anderson).
About 5-6 minutes later, I close Explorer window, and just when I was switching to the Eve window, another IE window pops up.. This time photographic image of some other naked woman.
I close window after brief examination, and before I can switch to Eve, another window pops up. This one was my fav tbh. Lovely curves. Anyways, I close that one too, and I finally switch to login screen of Eve.
Before I type in my password, the taskbar of Windows hoperating system is filled with IE windows. I check them out, and they all contain some nudity, some of them hot, some not worth mentioning.
I do admire the sense of humor from you guys at CCP, but this is too much. There's like a hundred windows of explorer windows with naked feminine images on my taskbar as I am writing this.
This is not funny anymore. It will take me hours to browse all of them. It's already late and I have a meeting tomorrow morning.
So please stop sending these images CCP. Suggestion - do send them to our emails so we can examine them at our own pace, instead of a hundred windows popping up every time we boot up our computer.
Thank you.
It really shouldn't by now, but I sometimes get amazed by the sheer immense stupidity of some people. In this case, the OP.
Who has apparently never heard of system security, malware, keyloggers, or other malicious software spread around the 'Net by idiots like himself visiting **** sites without protection. Kinda like a guy going to a *****house and not wearing rubbers, then wondering how he got certain colorful diseases.
OP, you have been infected by malware, which has NOTHING to do with CCP. Format your computer, don't bother putting a OS on it - your presence needs to be removed from the 'Net so the rest of us can not be bothered by your idiodicy.
Or the person who responded to the obvious bait. Looks like he caught one. |
Grek Forto
Crosshair Corp
|
Posted - 2009.05.07 20:46:00 - [ 11]
Originally by: Tobias Sjodin
F for F'ort.
You called? |
Blane Xero
Amarr
The Firestorm Cartel
|
Posted - 2009.05.07 20:48:00 - [ 12]
Originally by: Arkeladin
Originally by: Saint Spuks
Greetings,
Today I want to complain about bad sense in humorology. I admit it was funny at first, but now I just can't take it anymore.
How it started? I boot computer, double click Eve Online icon of shortcut on desktop. Internet Explorer window opens, loading biologically correct drawing of naked woman (probably Pamela Anderson).
About 5-6 minutes later, I close Explorer window, and just when I was switching to the Eve window, another IE window pops up.. This time photographic image of some other naked woman.
I close window after brief examination, and before I can switch to Eve, another window pops up. This one was my fav tbh. Lovely curves. Anyways, I close that one too, and I finally switch to login screen of Eve.
Before I type in my password, the taskbar of Windows hoperating system is filled with IE windows. I check them out, and they all contain some nudity, some of them hot, some not worth mentioning.
I do admire the sense of humor from you guys at CCP, but this is too much. There's like a hundred windows of explorer windows with naked feminine images on my taskbar as I am writing this.
This is not funny anymore. It will take me hours to browse all of them. It's already late and I have a meeting tomorrow morning.
So please stop sending these images CCP. Suggestion - do send them to our emails so we can examine them at our own pace, instead of a hundred windows popping up every time we boot up our computer.
Thank you.
It really shouldn't by now, but I sometimes get amazed by the sheer immense stupidity of some people. In this case, the OP.
Who has apparently never heard of system security, malware, keyloggers, or other malicious software spread around the 'Net by idiots like himself visiting **** sites without protection. Kinda like a guy going to a *****house and not wearing rubbers, then wondering how he got certain colorful diseases.
OP, you have been infected by malware, which has NOTHING to do with CCP. Format your computer, don't bother putting a OS on it - your presence needs to be removed from the 'Net so the rest of us can not be bothered by your idiodicy.
:IRONY:OVERLOAD: WTS Clue. |
Wulf Tarkin
Gallente
Q3 - TnR |
Posted - 2009.05.07 20:51:00 - [ 13]
Well, that's time I'm never going to get back. I think a little piece of me died reading that. I guess I can blame my now early death on you and not the cigarettes. |
TimMc
Brutal Deliverance
Gypsy Band |
Posted - 2009.05.07 21:06:00 - [ 14]
Originally by: Tai Khuc
I see you bolded the funny parts
Only funny thing in this thread. |
Furb Killer
Gallente |
Posted - 2009.05.07 21:09:00 - [ 15]
I too, died a bit. But it was worth it  |
Rramar Claime
Amarr
Knights of Kador
The Black Armada |
Posted - 2009.05.07 21:12:00 - [ 16]
Originally by: Arkeladin
It really shouldn't by now, but I sometimes get amazed by the sheer immense stupidity of some people. In this case, the OP.
Who has apparently never heard of system security, malware, keyloggers, or other malicious software spread around the 'Net by idiots like himself visiting **** sites without protection. Kinda like a guy going to a *****house and not wearing rubbers, then wondering how he got certain colorful diseases.
OP, you have been infected by malware, which has NOTHING to do with CCP. Format your computer, don't bother putting a OS on it - your presence needs to be removed from the 'Net so the rest of us can not be bothered by your idiodicy.
Look what you did there! Btw, I sometimes get amazed by the sheer immense stupidity of some people. shoo shoo back to your caves both of you |
Derus Grobb
Minmatar
Selectus Pravus Lupus
Transmission Lost |
Posted - 2009.05.07 21:45:00 - [ 17]
Originally by: Arkeladin
It really shouldn't by now, but I sometimes get amazed by the sheer immense stupidity of some people. In this case, the OP.
Who has apparently never heard of system security, malware, keyloggers, or other malicious software spread around the 'Net by idiots like himself visiting **** sites without protection. Kinda like a guy going to a *****house and not wearing rubbers, then wondering how he got certain colorful diseases.
OP, you have been infected by malware, which has NOTHING to do with CCP. Format your computer, don't bother putting a OS on it - your presence needs to be removed from the 'Net so the rest of us can not be bothered by your idiodicy.
I sometimes get amazed by the sheer immense stupidity of some people. Your presence needs to be removed from the 'Net so the rest of us can not be bothered by your idiodicy [sic]. |
Soi Mala
Whacky Waving Inflatable Flailing Arm Tubemen |
Posted - 2009.05.07 22:06:00 - [ 18]
You all just lost THE GAME. |
Zeba
Minmatar
Honourable East India Trading Company
|
Posted - 2009.05.07 22:29:00 - [ 19]
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Doctor Penguin
Amarr
Sacred Templars
Black Star Alliance |
Posted - 2009.05.07 22:34:00 - [ 20]
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Artassaut
Minmatar
Shadow Striders
Property Management Solutions |
Posted - 2009.05.07 22:35:00 - [ 21]
Maybe you should clean out your spyware/viruses more often. |
Fairren |
Posted - 2009.05.07 22:44:00 - [ 22]
Who complains about naked women? |
Zeba
Minmatar
Honourable East India Trading Company
|
Posted - 2009.05.07 22:49:00 - [ 23]
Originally by: Fairren
Who complains about naked women?
Actually I think he was complaining moar that there were just far to many to fap too in a realistic sense and blamed ccp for his lack of stamina for some wierd reason. |
wickedpheonix
Caldari
Guy Fawkes Trust Fund
31ST Reliables Division |
Posted - 2009.05.08 00:06:00 - [ 24]
Originally by: Fairren
Who complains about naked women?
Your wife when she's looking over your shoulder. |
Fairren |
Posted - 2009.05.08 01:07:00 - [ 25]
Originally by: wickedpheonix
Originally by: Fairren
Who complains about naked women?
Your wife when she's looking over your shoulder.
That's why nature gave us the wonderful gift of divorce. |
fityone cents
Caldari Provisions
|
Posted - 2009.05.08 01:17:00 - [ 26]
Edited by: fityone cents on 08/05/2009 01:17:38
I heard the op Now has another complaint against CCP:
Apparently his hardware is now infected as well - seems that several hours of the alleged CCP ****o assault his keyboard has become somewhat sticky and his keys no longer function as they once did.
When will the madness end!! |
Jer Bu |
Posted - 2009.05.08 02:19:00 - [ 27]
I thought it was somewhat funny, and a nice break from the constant complaining and insulting from the bitter veterans on this board = )
The "bolded the funny parts" was funny as well. |
Cipher7 |
Posted - 2009.05.08 02:35:00 - [ 28]
I dont get the joke.
Is this British humor where some guy goes "spam spam spam" 50 times and everybody's laughing and it's supposed to be funny except it's not?
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Tai Khuc
Garoun Investment Bank
|
Posted - 2009.05.08 02:50:00 - [ 29]
Originally by: Cipher7
I dont get the joke.
Is this British humor where some guy goes "spam spam spam" 50 times and everybody's laughing and it's supposed to be funny except it's not?
Spam? Oh you mean spam spam spam |
Arec Bardwin |
Posted - 2009.05.08 05:20:00 - [ 30]
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