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ShadowGod56 |
Posted - 2009.04.20 05:24:00 - [ 31]
 Originally by: Envy Draconus
Minmatar are like trained apes. Without the training...
i loled i asked a person how many BOB's do you need to screw in a light bulb he responded who's bob? |
Ruze Ahkor'Murkon
Amarr
No Applicable Corporation |
Posted - 2009.04.20 06:35:00 - [ 32]
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Neo Omni
Gallente |
Posted - 2009.04.20 07:23:00 - [ 33]
A Caldari, a Gallente and a Minmatar are in a bar when a fly lands in each of their beers. The Gallente, disgusted, pushes the beer away and demands a new one. The Caldari, picks the fly out and keeps drinking. The Minmatar grabs the fly, squeezes it, and shouts, "Spit it out you little bastard!" |
Bullageddon
Caldari |
Posted - 2009.04.20 07:28:00 - [ 34]
Originally by: Neo Omni
A Caldari, a Gallente and a Minmatar are in a bar when a fly lands in each of their beers. The Gallente, disgusted, pushes the beer away and demands a new one. The Caldari, picks the fly out and keeps drinking. The Minmatar grabs the fly, squeezes it, and shouts, "Spit it out you little bastard!"
lemme guess, originally they were french, english, and irish? |
Neo Omni
Gallente |
Posted - 2009.04.20 07:36:00 - [ 35]
Originally by: Bullageddon
Originally by: Neo Omni
A Caldari, a Gallente and a Minmatar are in a bar when a fly lands in each of their beers. The Gallente, disgusted, pushes the beer away and demands a new one. The Caldari, picks the fly out and keeps drinking. The Minmatar grabs the fly, squeezes it, and shouts, "Spit it out you little bastard!"
lemme guess, originally they were french, english, and irish?
same difference |
Orion GUardian
Caldari |
Posted - 2009.04.20 09:01:00 - [ 36]
Originally by: Neo Omni
Originally by: Bullageddon
Originally by: Neo Omni
A Caldari, a Gallente and a Minmatar are in a bar when a fly lands in each of their beers. The Gallente, disgusted, pushes the beer away and demands a new one. The Caldari, picks the fly out and keeps drinking. The Minmatar grabs the fly, squeezes it, and shouts, "Spit it out you little bastard!"
lemme guess, originally they were french, english, and irish?
same difference
Nope, Caldari are more like German, at least as far as I noticed. |
Yvonne Lighne |
Posted - 2009.04.20 10:00:00 - [ 37]
Originally by: Orion GUardian
Originally by: Neo Omni
Originally by: Bullageddon
Originally by: Neo Omni
A Caldari, a Gallente and a Minmatar are in a bar when a fly lands in each of their beers. The Gallente, disgusted, pushes the beer away and demands a new one. The Caldari, picks the fly out and keeps drinking. The Minmatar grabs the fly, squeezes it, and shouts, "Spit it out you little bastard!"
lemme guess, originally they were french, english, and irish?
same difference
Nope, Caldari are more like German, at least as far as I noticed.
So better tasting beer, just less drunk, except at specially organised events?  |
Giannamichaels |
Posted - 2009.04.20 10:51:00 - [ 38]
Why is it hard to date a minmatar guy, because it starts with huggin but then they rapier |
Veritech knight
Macabre Votum
Morsus Mihi |
Posted - 2009.04.20 11:41:00 - [ 39]
Originally by: Giannamichaels
Why is it hard to date a minmatar guy, because it starts with huggin but then they rapier
*chuckles* |
Math'ra Hiede
Amarr
Trinity's Vanguard
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Posted - 2009.04.20 11:48:00 - [ 40]
Originally by: Giannamichaels
Why is it hard to date a minmatar guy, because it starts with huggin but then they rapier
Made me lol, even though it is terrible |
Oedus Caro
Caldari
Cross Roads
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Posted - 2009.04.20 12:16:00 - [ 41]
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5pinDizzy
Amarr
Pillow Fighters Inc
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Posted - 2009.04.20 12:27:00 - [ 42]
Nock Nock
Who's there?
Iteron
Iteron who?
Iteron the head 'til she opens the door!
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How many many characters does a metagamer use to change a lightbulb?
Twenty;
One to change the lightbulb.
One to hold the ladder.
One to shine a torch while there's not a working lightbulb.
One to search the house for valuables while the owner pops out to the shop.
Four going around asking everyone else on the street if they'd like their lightbulb changing.
Two in a house either side keeping a lookout for rival bulb changing companies.
Ten sitting in an unmarked van outside incase any rival bulb changing companies do turn up.
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Julius Rigel
Sub-warp Racing Venture |
Posted - 2009.04.20 12:28:00 - [ 43]
So a Minmatar walks into a bar with a fedo on his head, and the bartender asks "Gee where did you get that?" and the fedo replies "Pator! They're crawling all over the place!". |
Gallente Citizen1166 |
Posted - 2009.04.20 14:34:00 - [ 44]
Edited by: Aurevoir Connard on 20/04/2009 14:37:43
Ambulation is coming
Seriously,
What do you call an Ushra'Khan pilot withut a cloak?
....a Noob |
Dark Soldat
Genos Occidere
HYDRA RELOADED |
Posted - 2009.04.20 16:48:00 - [ 45]
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Lego Maniac |
Posted - 2009.04.20 18:08:00 - [ 46]
Originally by: Aurevoir Connard
What do you call an Ushra'Khan pilot withut a cloak?
....a Noob
strange, that's what I call Ushra'Khan pilots with cloaks |
Nagen |
Posted - 2009.04.20 18:23:00 - [ 47]
Q. what do you when you see Minmatar jumping on one leg across the road?
A. Stop laughing and reload.
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Kaidem
Minmatar
Black Rebellion
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Posted - 2009.04.20 18:31:00 - [ 48]
I r offendid buy all teh minnmatar jokez  |
Nagen |
Posted - 2009.04.20 18:43:00 - [ 49]
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Lendwill |
Posted - 2009.04.20 19:55:00 - [ 50]
Edited by: Lendwill on 20/04/2009 19:58:28
What do you get when you cross Goonfleet with boredom?
Dead highsec miners. |
Kieler |
Posted - 2009.04.20 20:04:00 - [ 51]
A blind Brutor walks into a bar with his seeing-eye dog. He stands in the center of the bar, takes the dog by the chain, and starts swinging him above his head.
Everyone stops and stares. Upset about the way the animal is being treated, a patron runs up to the blind Brutor and demands, "What the hell are you doing?"
The blind Brutor turns toward the patron and says, "Oh, nothing, just looking around." |
Astigmatic |
Posted - 2009.04.24 23:13:00 - [ 52]
How many CCP devs does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They prefer to keep the playerbase in the dark. p.s. Unfair I know but I chuckled. |
Ruze Ahkor'Murkon
Amarr
No Applicable Corporation |
Posted - 2009.04.24 23:18:00 - [ 53]
What do you call the noob in the falcon?
Primary. |
Astigmatic |
Posted - 2009.04.24 23:27:00 - [ 54]
How many Gallente does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one to mix the quafe and one to call the electrician. |
Recon Three
Palsies
Dead Terrorists |
Posted - 2009.04.25 00:45:00 - [ 55]
EVE Online. |
Neo Omni
Gallente |
Posted - 2009.04.25 00:49:00 - [ 56]
An honest contract. |
Doctor Penguin
Amarr
Sacred Templars
Black Star Alliance |
Posted - 2009.04.25 01:05:00 - [ 57]
Originally by: Giannamichaels
Why is it hard to date a minmatar guy, because it starts with huggin but then they rapier
GROAN. |
Rystin Timbal |
Posted - 2009.04.25 02:42:00 - [ 58]
What do you call EVE in 5 years time?
WoW.
How many dev's does it take to make EVE a fair and balanced game?
Don't know, hasn't happened yet.
What's the difference between an interceptor and a falcon?
You can't interceptor your **** up a girl's ass. |
Karrade Krise |
Posted - 2009.04.25 03:06:00 - [ 59]
"Any intel guys?"
"Yea, we got a couple of neuts afk in the station"
"X for ambulation manhunt!"
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Fighting Concord is a lot like fighting Chuck Norris.
Either way it's just not going to end very well for you...
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3 men are sitting at a table. An Amarr, Caldari, and a Gallente.
A Minmatarr walks in to the room and regardless of updated clones they all automatically lose a million skillpoints each.
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Jack Light
Faction Fighters INC |
Posted - 2009.04.25 03:07:00 - [ 60]
Edited by: Jack Light on 25/04/2009 03:07:31
A Caldari, Minmatar, Gallente, and an Amarrian are all standing next to each other on top of a hill.(Or space station)
The Caldari person says "This is for my people" and jumps off the side of the hill.
The Gallente person says "This is for my people" and jumps off the side of the hill.
The Amarrian says "This is for my people" and grabs the minmatar person and throws that mother****er off the side of the hill.
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