open All Channels
seplocked Corporation, Alliance and Organization Discussions
blankseplocked It's surprise day today
 
This thread is older than 90 days and has been locked due to inactivity.


 
Pages: 1 2 3 [4] 5

Author Topic

Vinata
Gallente
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2009.02.22 06:59:00 - [91]
 

Edited by: Vinata on 22/02/2009 06:59:53
Originally by: Mebrithiel Ju'wien
I doubt ex-BoB are going to sit around and expect you to claim Delve.

They have 1 week and 4 days left before the countdown to sov 3 ends, and they haven't put up a fight in over a week. They've obviously just been sitting, and we've obviously already claimed Delve (you may have noticed a dozen threads proclaiming such) so I fail to see where you get this idea they're going to suddenly stop sitting and we're going to suddenly stop claiming.

SavageBastard
Caldari
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2009.02.22 07:23:00 - [92]
 

For an alleged smart guy the distinction between symbolism and roleplaying seems lost.

Kiko Goatbiter
Gallente
Ecliptic Control
Stella Polaris.
Posted - 2009.02.22 07:45:00 - [93]
 

Originally by: Mebrithiel Ju'wien
I admire goons.

We've only ever once had one corporation/alliance offer more wartargets and that was the most awesome privateers.

I hate to say it, but your 0.0 antics are a blip in an ongoing saga of blips.

Juicy, I admit, but in the end you have one goal and it's not even epic. BoB, or what they've become, aren't going to sit around and wait for teh "end game" you expect of them.

Just as goons attempted to defy their elimination by moving to a new region protected by a higher power, I doubt ex-BoB are going to sit around and expect you to claim Delve.

~Oh yeah Delve! ~We have it now.

Claim all you want.
An npc dominated region just like Stain sounds like a prize worth fighting for.

Right now, I'd suggest Slackers join Exalted as they're the only alliance that seems to be dominating both sides at once.

This pathetic show of force will be nothing in the end. Delve has only been owned once and it will soon probably fall to the few corporations and alliances like Exalted who continue to exert an influence on it despite all the alliance "fighting" that exists there.

Fight, little bee, fight, but you'll not fight as long as some who have lived there against bob for a long time.


u mad?

Doctor Ungabungas
Caldari
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2009.02.22 08:01:00 - [94]
 

Edited by: Doctor Ungabungas on 22/02/2009 08:04:10
Originally by: Jade Constantine

Depressingly mundane. Unexciting. Flacid. As usual an awful thread from the monoculture that does nothing except trumpet the same endlessly flat note of reflected vainglory we've come to expect from this hive entity over the past weeks.



If you think that goonfleet is a monoculture, you don't really 'get' goons. Goonfleet has people from all walks of life, with different motives and drivers all striving to HULAGHULULAGUHLAUGALUHLUAGLHUHLGLLUAGULLHLGLLG.

ZombyDog
Amarr
BigMek Industries
GoonSwarm
Posted - 2009.02.22 09:23:00 - [95]
 

Originally by: Venomire
We prefer to call them synapse creatures.

OOC
Nerd trap sprung

IC
Nah, weez call all dem bosses Nobs, an der bigger der Nob der bigga da boss dey iz. Der biggest wun iz Darioos Jonsun an eez der warboss rite, yer git.

il sakasanje
Minmatar
Evoke.
Ev0ke
Posted - 2009.02.22 10:46:00 - [96]
 

Originally by: Jade Constantine
Edited by: Jade Constantine on 22/02/2009 04:52:20

Originally by: Fraud Crawler
hey jade you should probably know that we aren't actually insects, nor do we roleplay as insects


OOC

You are roleplaying insects. I've heard you refer to yourselves in many many promotional goonswarm videos as bees and I've seen an attractive youtube presentation with little fabric animated bees dancing round a stargate that was highly rated by your general membership. At fanfest I met several goons who were even roleplaying bees in real life - they had little plush bee children with them and one chap was dressed up in a giant bee costume waving a goonswarm flag (with a giant bee on it). Even while I served on the CSM I often heard your illustrious leader (DARIUS) conversing with his second in command in a buzzing dialect and making rapid little tapping noises in channel pretending his fingers were mandibles. (Darius also looks a little like a Bee).

Further to in-game ideology - you are part of a swarm. You all serve the brain-goons. You present yourselves on this (largely) in character forum as idiot-level intelligence creatures without the ability to speak, argue or debate coherently and I acknowledge that must take quite a lot of dedication to the roleplay ethos of your organization. Look at the pure number of goonswarm threads with absolutely zero content produced in the last 24 hours! It takes champion roleplayers to so perfectly embody the mindset of tiny hive creatures toiling without conscious thought in banal labour of submission to the swarm.

So I salute your characterisation as vile bugs and horrible swarm things! Many in Eve asked for alien subspecies and you have finally provided the dramatic background for this.

Anyway. Lets not further derail this IC thread. If you want to discuss your roleplay with me further I'd suggest the general forum or maybe SHC.

IC

Silence swarm creature!




One of the most awesome post i've ever read here :)

Forsell
Caldari
THE INTERNET.
Goodfellas.
Posted - 2009.02.22 10:52:00 - [97]
 

Originally by: ZombyDog
Originally by: Venomire
We prefer to call them synapse creatures.

OOC
Nerd trap sprung



Well, you have to be one to regocnize it as a trap.

Btw, shoot the big ones.

ZombyDog
Amarr
BigMek Industries
GoonSwarm
Posted - 2009.02.22 11:43:00 - [98]
 

Originally by: Forsell
Originally by: ZombyDog
Originally by: Venomire
We prefer to call them synapse creatures.

OOC
Nerd trap sprung



Well, you have to be one to regocnize it as a trap.

Btw, shoot the big ones.

IdeaBecause being in a corp called BigMek Industries and posting in Ork speak isn't a big enough give away already.

Itzena
Amarr
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2009.02.22 11:54:00 - [99]
 

Originally by: Mebrithiel Ju'wien
I admire goons.

We've only ever once had one corporation/alliance offer more wartargets and that was the most awesome privateers.

I hate to say it, but your 0.0 antics are a blip in an ongoing saga of blips.

Juicy, I admit, but in the end you have one goal and it's not even epic. BoB, or what they've become, aren't going to sit around and wait for teh "end game" you expect of them.

Just as goons attempted to defy their elimination by moving to a new region protected by a higher power, I doubt ex-BoB are going to sit around and expect you to claim Delve.

~Oh yeah Delve! ~We have it now.

Claim all you want.
An npc dominated region just like Stain sounds like a prize worth fighting for.

Right now, I'd suggest Slackers join Exalted as they're the only alliance that seems to be dominating both sides at once.

This pathetic show of force will be nothing in the end. Delve has only been owned once and it will soon probably fall to the few corporations and alliances like Exalted who continue to exert an influence on it despite all the alliance "fighting" that exists there.

Fight, little bee, fight, but you'll not fight as long as some who have lived there against bob for a long time.

This is certainly a post.

Palmer Eldritch
Gallente
Ultrapolite Socialites
GoonSwarm
Posted - 2009.02.22 12:08:00 - [100]
 

Originally by: Jade Constantine


Depressingly mundane. Unexciting. Flacid. As usual an awful thread from the monoculture that does nothing except trumpet the same endlessly flat note of reflected vainglory we've come to expect from this hive entity over the past weeks.

Truly terrible propaganda.




Hey

You're hurting. I feel that.

This here thread was kind of dying before you posted. You've kept it alive. So there's a bit of love there. I feel that too.

The question here is this - what was Kenny's surprise?

Archdart
Caldari
SOL Industries
Cyberdyne Systems Alliance
Posted - 2009.02.22 12:21:00 - [101]
 

kennys' surprise was that they did nothing , caught you all by surprise that didn't it , brilliant trick while you were up all day waiting they were having a long sleep in and restful day.

Palmer Eldritch
Gallente
Ultrapolite Socialites
GoonSwarm
Posted - 2009.02.22 12:29:00 - [102]
 

Kenny doing nothing while we camp them into PR is no surprise.

If they tricked anyone, it wasn't the little drones. It was people like, uh, Skunk-Works.

Arkady Sadik
Minmatar
Gradient
Electus Matari
Posted - 2009.02.22 13:04:00 - [103]
 

On the forums, Goons aren't a hive mind (or they roleplay it very badly :-D). Too diverse for this. Hives are not about practical applications of the infinite monkey theorem.

Goons have enough people to have half of them emorage on the forums, and the other half answering "u mad?" to replies. They have enough people to have half of them insult others out of game, make fun of others out of game, or even make fun of real life deaths, while the other half emorages about "metagaming", out-of-game insults by others, etc. Just post often enough, and everyone will find something to agree with. And if you post enough drivel, it will drown out the disagreeable parts.

BoB gloating was never fun. GoonSwarm gloating is not a bit better.

In-game, I'm rather impressed with the organization and coordination in Delve right now. Good luck with the war, to both sides.

VCBee 2fast2furious
Gallente
Aliastra
Posted - 2009.02.22 13:07:00 - [104]
 

Jade, perhaps if you could encourage your old BoB friends to undock, or even log in for something other then setting up firesale contracts, we might have more interesting events to talk about?

Yarik Mendel
Amarr
Red Horizon Inc
Cascade Imminent
Posted - 2009.02.22 13:14:00 - [105]
 

Edited by: Yarik Mendel on 22/02/2009 13:42:03
Why would you make a thread to make him post more?

-rep for everyone

edit: hmmm this was meant for the jade thread

Lina Jakiri
Gallente
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
Posted - 2009.02.22 13:35:00 - [106]
 

*Shoots tower*

OOS

*Warps to next tower*

IS

*Shoots next tower*

Jade Constantine
Gallente
Jericho Fraction
The Star Fraction
Posted - 2009.02.22 13:53:00 - [107]
 

Originally by: il sakasanje
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Edited by: Jade Constantine on 22/02/2009 04:52:20

Originally by: Fraud Crawler
hey jade you should probably know that we aren't actually insects, nor do we roleplay as insects


OOC

You are roleplaying insects. I've heard you refer to yourselves in many many promotional goonswarm videos as bees and I've seen an attractive youtube presentation with little fabric animated bees dancing round a stargate that was highly rated by your general membership. At fanfest I met several goons who were even roleplaying bees in real life - they had little plush bee children with them and one chap was dressed up in a giant bee costume waving a goonswarm flag (with a giant bee on it). Even while I served on the CSM I often heard your illustrious leader (DARIUS) conversing with his second in command in a buzzing dialect and making rapid little tapping noises in channel pretending his fingers were mandibles. (Darius also looks a little like a Bee).

Further to in-game ideology - you are part of a swarm. You all serve the brain-goons. You present yourselves on this (largely) in character forum as idiot-level intelligence creatures without the ability to speak, argue or debate coherently and I acknowledge that must take quite a lot of dedication to the roleplay ethos of your organization. Look at the pure number of goonswarm threads with absolutely zero content produced in the last 24 hours! It takes champion roleplayers to so perfectly embody the mindset of tiny hive creatures toiling without conscious thought in banal labour of submission to the swarm.

So I salute your characterisation as vile bugs and horrible swarm things! Many in Eve asked for alien subspecies and you have finally provided the dramatic background for this.

Anyway. Lets not further derail this IC thread. If you want to discuss your roleplay with me further I'd suggest the general forum or maybe SHC.

IC

Silence swarm creature!




One of the most awesome post i've ever read here :)


I thank you Very Happy

ghost437
Caldari
Rage and Terror
Against ALL Authorities
Posted - 2009.02.22 13:55:00 - [108]
 

It was never mentioned anywhere that it would turn the war in any shape or form.

Due to being a giant noob I thought it was sov in a station system not station ownership so Darius Levithan will make it safely out of the cooker tomorrow morning.

ALSO GET THE DAY RIGHT ITS TOMORROW!

Lina Jakiri
Gallente
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
Posted - 2009.02.22 14:05:00 - [109]
 

~~**I will never reveal the 2/21 secret**~~

Two Beans
Gallente
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
Posted - 2009.02.22 14:18:00 - [110]
 

I completely missed Jade's appearance, didn't even know he was around.

But then again all yesterday I was in 0.0 space so maybe that's why.

Jade Constantine
Gallente
Jericho Fraction
The Star Fraction
Posted - 2009.02.22 14:22:00 - [111]
 

Originally by: ponderous voiced swarm creature
Now I see what today was supposed to be.

Molle let Jade loose on the forums to ****post in a vain attempt to remove the spam about how terribad his alliance has become.

Patience is the key, to reading Jade's posts.

It all makes sense now.




Foolish little insect! Free individuals have no need of permission to post on public communication forums. I realize its difficult/impossible for a submissive creature like itself to understand that not all thinking entities are bound by top/down hierarchy and groupthink but really little bug - this is how things are beyond the swarm.

Weep bitter tears as it remembers its own individuality before assimilation.

Vashan Tar
Caldari
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2009.02.22 14:23:00 - [112]
 

Edited by: Vashan Tar on 22/02/2009 14:24:53
Originally by: ghost437
Due to being a giant noob I thought it was sov in a station system not station ownership so Darius Levithan will make it safely out of the cooker tomorrow morning.

ALSO GET THE DAY RIGHT ITS TOMORROW!


hahahahaha
You had a week to shoot the station but didn't?

Fraud Crawler
Caldari
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
Posted - 2009.02.22 14:29:00 - [113]
 

Originally by: ghost437
It was never mentioned anywhere that it would turn the war in any shape or form.

Due to being a giant noob I thought it was sov in a station system not station ownership so Darius Levithan will make it safely out of the cooker tomorrow morning.

ALSO GET THE DAY RIGHT ITS TOMORROW!


thanks for this post. I got to scoop the directors in their own forum w00tah

Zedsdeadbaby
Caldari
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
Posted - 2009.02.22 14:32:00 - [114]
 

Originally by: Jade Constantine


Foolish little insect! Free individuals have no need of permission to post on public communication forums. I realize its difficult/impossible for a submissive creature like itself to understand that not all thinking entities are bound by top/down hierarchy and groupthink but really little bug - this is how things are beyond the swarm.

Weep bitter tears as it remembers its own individuality before assimilation.



For a bunch of idiot-level intelligence drones, we sure get things done. You give yourself far too much credit, and us too little. If we're really that stupid, we wouldn't even be in 0.0, unlike a certain other person here.

Lina Jakiri
Gallente
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
Posted - 2009.02.22 14:32:00 - [115]
 

Jade has a dictionary sorted by size, rather than alphabet, and is gradually working his way down.

Jack Gates
Gallente
GoonWaffe
SOLODRAKBANSOLODRAKBANSO
Posted - 2009.02.22 14:33:00 - [116]
 

Edited by: Jack Gates on 22/02/2009 14:35:11
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Ummm maybe you should calm down a bit. You seem a bit over stressed for a mindless insect without the cares of individuality to burden the submissive existence.

All I asked for was a little content for this thread. The Swarm keeps posting threads bringing absolutely nothing new to the table of discussion. Its not good enough.




Why don't you go role play owning an anarchist Gallente brothel about it.

Himo Amasacia
Minmatar
Bat Country
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2009.02.22 14:36:00 - [117]
 

Originally by: Vashan Tar

hahahahaha
You had a week to shoot the station but didn't?


Now now he did shoot the station. Station fitting service that is. With a cov ops.

Jake Noble is completely useless.

Jade Constantine
Gallente
Jericho Fraction
The Star Fraction
Posted - 2009.02.22 14:39:00 - [118]
 

Originally by: pouting seeming on the verge of tears swarm entity

For a bunch of idiot-level intelligence drones, we sure get things done. You give yourself far too much credit, and us too little. If we're really that stupid, we wouldn't even be in 0.0, unlike a certain other person here.


0.0 is for stupid creatures in the main little insect. Its territory for followers and submissive creatures incapable of original thought. Granted there are a number of brain-goons out there capable of planning in some low cunning based replacement for thought patterns but in the main the primary attribute valued in followers is simply that they be prepared to do exactly what is asked without asking questions or complaining at their deaths.

But even in this least demanding of environments the swarm is nothing. No glories, no victories, exactly nothing in its own name. Incapable and impotent. If hive creatures like itself were capable of higher thought and imagination doubtless its inability to impact the existence of its critics would enrage and frustrate!

Luckily for this drone's groupthink backbone it is incapable of those traits.



frank frank
Caldari
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2009.02.22 14:40:00 - [119]
 

i am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

Jack Gates
Gallente
GoonWaffe
SOLODRAKBANSOLODRAKBANSO
Posted - 2009.02.22 14:42:00 - [120]
 

Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: pouting seeming on the verge of tears swarm entity

For a bunch of idiot-level intelligence drones, we sure get things done. You give yourself far too much credit, and us too little. If we're really that stupid, we wouldn't even be in 0.0, unlike a certain other person here.


0.0 is for stupid creatures in the main little insect. Its territory for followers and submissive creatures incapable of original thought. Granted there are a number of brain-goons out there capable of planning in some low cunning based replacement for thought patterns but in the main the primary attribute valued in followers is simply that they be prepared to do exactly what is asked without asking questions or complaining at their deaths.

But even in this least demanding of environments the swarm is nothing. No glories, no victories, exactly nothing in its own name. Incapable and impotent. If hive creatures like itself were capable of higher thought and imagination doubtless its inability to impact the existence of its critics would enrage and frustrate!

Luckily for this drone's groupthink backbone it is incapable of those traits.





Are you seriously trying to troll us while roleplaying a girl half your age


Pages: 1 2 3 [4] 5

This thread is older than 90 days and has been locked due to inactivity.


 


The new forums are live

Please adjust your bookmarks to https://forums.eveonline.com

These forums are archived and read-only